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There is a certain “it” factor Comcast brings through its televised broadcasts of Washington Capitals hockey. That “it” factor is the unique brand of vernacular you might overhear from commentators extraordinaire Joe Beninati and Craig Laughlin through out the game. And that “it” factor yields itself to the Comcast drinking game, re-newed and revamped for the 2009/2010 season. Allé!
* Disclaimer: Capitals hockey is not a drinking game… That being said, if it were, and you were of legal drinking age, these would be the rules. And remember, NEVER drink and drive…
Feel free to add your own, as this game will be ever-evolving, and please feel free to contribute as additional expressions are conceived!
-Isms…
• FIRES! – 1 sip
• Bombs Away! – 1 sip
• Along the dasher – 1 drink
• Bang-Bang play – 1 drink
• Textbook – 1 drink
• Sin Bin – 1 drink
• Fistacuffs – 1 drink (after the fights over, don’t want to miss anything of course)
• Netminder – 1 drink
• Telestrator – 1 drink
• Breadbasket – 1 drink
• Gobbled up – 1 drink
• Curl and drag – 1 drink
• Best in the business – 1 drink
• Squirter – 1 drink
• Clean up the trash – 1 drink
• Stanza – Drink equal to the stanza of note (EX: 3rd stanza = 3 drinks)
• Tickey-tack – 2 drinks
• Calling a stick a Twig – 2 drinks
• Big rig – 2 drinks
• Chippy – 2 drinks
• Howitzer – 2 drinks
• “Stop it here” when watching a replay – 2 drinks
• Calling the puck a biscuit – 2 drinks
• “Mustard on that” – 2 drinks
• Calling the goal a basket – 2 drinks
• Rough and Tumble – 2 drinks
• Tough and Rumble – 2 drinks
• Dandy – 3 drinks
• Tic-tac-toe – 3 drinks
• Dipsy-doo – 3 drinks
• Ripple the twine – 3 drinks
• Fiddler on the Roof – 4 drinks
• Gong Show – 4 drinks
• Fourthiary – 4 drinks(what else?) +1 if he laughs at his own made-up word
• Cerebral/Coconada – last person to put their hand on their head has to take 3 drinks
• Kabong – first person (player?) to yell kabong following Locker’s kabong gets to give out a drink
• Fancy dan – social
• X:XX separates us from NetStar1 Intermission Live – Cheers your friends (hopefully you’re not drinking alone, right?) and get ready for the telestrator
• “We would like to thank all the men and women of our technical crew” – a cheers in salute of said members
• When Locker reminisces about his time as a Washington Capital – 2 drinks
• When Joey B and Locker bicker over the trivia question – 3 drinks (and if you get the triva question right, give out 3)
Nicknames…
• Ovie – take a sip
• Theo – 1 drink
• ShaMo/BMo – 2 drinks
• Gabby – 2 drinks
• Brooksie – 2 drinks
• Greenie – 2 drinks
• Brads – 2 drinks
• Flash – 2 drinks
• Varly – 2 drinks
• Stecks – 2 drinks
• Backy – 2 drinks
• GMGM – 2 drinks
• Sasha – 3 drinks
• Kit n Knuble – 3 drinks
• Neuvy – 3 drinks
• Ovie Wan Kenobi – 5 drinks
• Fehr-sie – slam the whole drink
Action Items…
• Ovechkin scores – high five your friend (no drinking, this will happen a lot, and we don’t want to injure anyone)
• Semin takes a dive – 1 drink
• Green breaks his stick – 1 drink
• Schultz falling down – 1 drink
• Erskine drops his stick – 1 drink
• Knuble scores within a 4 foot radius of the crease – 2 drinks
• Laing blocking a shot – 2 drinks
• Morrisonn-to-Morrison pass – 2 drinks
• Hat trick – 3 drinks (duh)
• Semin gets into a fight – 4 drinks
• Finley throws a lawnmower – pass the handle of Bourbon
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