We have a winner! By means of exhaustive polling and sophisticated survey methodology that pushed us right through the Friday deadline and into the weekend*, the crew at RocktheRed.net has finally identified a winner for the Pauly D and Ovehckin Caption Contest!!
Honorable Mention: "Look, Ovi has Snooki's IQ on his shirt!" by PACapsFan
First Place: "This is the Real Situ-8-tion!" by Skylar Moon
*Stick tap to Wes for providing excellent Home-brewed Pale and IPA to get us over the selection hump.